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American
Beauty
OK, so I came in after the hype, and rarely does a film that got so much
attention typically warrant it. American Beauty is an exception.
A none-too-subtle reminder to remember the beauty in life, it still inspires
you to stop taking things for granted, stop hiding behind excuses and
details, and live life for the moment. Kevin Spacey, and the entire cast,
are so perfectly suited to their roles that the movie revels in the voyeuristic
and that much more real because of it.
PS - Just read the screenplay,
good stuff.
Auntie
Mame
Anyone
who knows me will understand why Auntie
Mame is one of my favorite movies. OK, so it's a super-camp classic,
but I'm gay, so what's your point? I always wanted to be the dramatic,
shoot-from-the-hip floorshow that Rosalind Russell brought to the screen,
and barring that, I wanted to be her nephew, Patrick. Who wouldn't want
to be this fabulous woman in an incredible apartment with a rich dead
husband? What more do you need? Though I never quite became Mame, (and
I'm sure my mother's happy for that) I do believe her sense of style and
adventure did stick with me. I'm glad they finally released it on DVD
so I can donate my worn out video to someone else who needs to be influenced
by her spirit.
Edge
of Seventeen
FINALLY,
a gay movie for me. I've sat through some of the worst gay movies just
because they were gay, and take it from me, most gay movies suck and there
is never enough skin to make it worth the price of the rental. When I
first saw a promotional copy of Edge of Seventeen I was giddy.
Here was a gay movie that not only had cute boys, it was good, and not
only was it good, it meant something to me. What makes it so strong, besides
the tight writing and clean look of the film, is that it shows that the
process of coming out isn't easy, people get hurtyour friends and
family especiallybut it is a necessary stage so that you can begin
to accept yourself.
15
Minutes
The
title stolen from Andy Warhol's overused line was supposed to
key us into the greed for fame, and the means by which the most
unscrupulous work to achieve it, but it might spell out how long
the movie will remain on the shelves. It starts out as a fun satire
of the American Dream as viewed through the distorted lens of
tabloid TV, but it becomes a hopelessly cliched and overwrought
movie of the week. Two immoral immigrants end up in NYC on a killing
spree, the story (and video) of which they hope to sell for a
mint so they can live in luxury. Sounds like fun, but it gets
muddy and ends up in the most hysterically bad gunfight in recent
memory.
Hannibal
There
is one really good scene where Hannibal makes a guy eat his own brain,
but other than that, this movie is so pointless that I'm not sure how
great talent like Anthony Hopkins and Julianne Moore got involved. Jodie
Foster knew to stay away. The plot bounces back and forth between the
boring life of Clarice tracking down her man and the equally boring life
of Anthony Hopkins who has resurfaced in Italy, hungry to return to his
cannibalistic lifestyle. Eventually the two meet (or meat?) and by that
point, who cares? Silence
of that Lambs had a great buildup and maintained tension
between the characters, but almost none of the players in Hannibal have
anything to do with one another.
Parting
Glances
In retrospect, Parting Glances was naive about the impact AIDS
would have in the years following its release; that aside, the movie itself
is a nice tight ball of emotional tugs and heartfelt drama. The story
is about different types of relationships and coming to terms with who
you love and in what degree you need them. In the spectrum of gay drama,
this one stands above the rest.
Pearl
Harbor
This
three hour plus epic could easily be chopped down to the amazing half
hour of the actual bombing. The special effects, the sheer destruction
and hundreds of sailors swimming for their lives is Hollywood at its overkill
best. The story, however, is much more dangerous than the Japanese. The
plot and dialogue makes Showgirls
look like Masterpiece Theater (ok, well at least Showgirls
is funny because it's so bad). It is so badly written and so predictable
that the Japanese look like the good guys for attempting to kill off the
main players. Sadly, they miss.
The
Poseidon Adventure
I've
been a fan of disaster movies since I was a kid, and most of them are
really genuinely awful (but in a good way!). Before digital work and Titanic,
The Poseidon Adventure established the standard formula for disaster
flicks. The one element here that the other's lack is a philosophy, take
action rather that talk about it. The effects here are real, the individual
stories genuine and do not slow down the plot with unnecessary details.
Apart from that, I owe the some gratitude to this movie for bringing me
closer to Jack, my partner and lover of everything in this genre.
The
Royal Tenenbaums
There
are some comedies where you need to be in on the joke to get it. If you
don't, you're stupefied as to why anyone would find it at all funny. The
Royal Tenenbaums, another brainchild from Wes Anderson, is one of
those movies. A family of dysfunctional geniuses comes together to work
out their issues while their estranged old man, Gene Hackman, attempts
to weasel himself back into their lives. It's hard to hate the bastard
who deserted them because his advice is so on the money that he he is
able to help them confront the very things that are stagnating their lives,
and help them grow up. Anjelica Huston, as always, turns in a stunning
performance. If you enjoyed Rushmore,
you'll love this. I'm half and half on them both, myself.
Satyricon
I'll
say this, Fellini knows what he is doing when it comes to shooting. This
film is lush, realistic and seedy as it is beautiful. The costuming, sets
and music all seem completely authentic. On the down side, there is so
little story that the whole becomes a trippy experience best watched under
the influence (or during a bacchanal) because watched sober, it's pointless
to the point of boring. Don't bother unless you realllly need to see cute
Italian actors parade around in barely concealing tunics (never nude),
or you need to see it for a film class. Stick with 8
1/2 - it's a much more cohesive and entertaining flick.
Session
9
This
flick had all the markings of a potentially really bad independent
movie, including David Caruso (the headstrong redhead from NYPD Blue),
an abandoned nuthouse location, and all the likely tripe that goes with
it. In reality, it is one of the most engrossing psychological thrillers
that has come out in years. The story is simple, the information is given
at just the right pace, building to the point where you think you've figured
it all out and brace yourself for the standard ending, but wham, they
pull the rug out from under you. Director Brad Anderson skillfully keeps
you on the edge of your seat the entire time, and note, no gratuitous
violence, cursing, or gore was needed to do it, with a nod to The
Blair Witch Project for allowing your own imagination to scare
you.
The
Shining
I've
had more social conversations about this movie than any other. You either
love Stanley Kubrick's very loose adaptation (read improvement) of Steven
King's book, The
Shining, or you absolutely hate it; there's very little middle
ground. The perfectly-normal-turned-creepy atmosphere, the discordant
Asian-sounding music, and those fierce little dead girls make this the
best of the Steven King based movies. I was once a huge horror movie buff,
reveling in slasher films like a pig in slop, but this well constructed,
intensely directed drama is one of the only ones to survive and still
be as psychologically terrifying as it was when I first saw it.
Star
Trek - First Contact
This
movie kicks borg ass. Though I've always watched the related versions
of Star Trek, I've never counted myself exactly as a fan, more
of an admirer. But this particular version has a strong plot,
great action, an thought-provoking concept (the first contact
between humans and the the rest of the universe), some great in-jokes
and Lt. Hawk, one of the sexiest crew members since Will Wheaton
left the show. Out of the almost dozen Star Trek films, this is
easily my favorite.
Velvet
Goldmine
Velvet
Goldmine is a great big glittering showstopper of a movie. Director
Todd Haynes (Safe)
has stolen from sources as diverse as David Bowie and Citizen Kane...
and man, is it glamorous. Jonathan Rhys-Meyer (in the thin guise of Ziggy
Stardust) rises and falls hard in this exploration of the short-lived
glam era that ushered in the more hedonistic days of disco. The story
is fragmented, spanning over 100 years (beginning with the alien birth
of Oscar Wilde) but the exploration of the rise to fame and "the
mythology that grows up around a man" is genius. VERY sex-positive,
I'm surprised that gay audiences are did not flock to see Ewan McGregor
top Christian Bale... and easily one of my favorite movies. Not only did
the boys perform their own songs, but Ewan's "Gimmie Danger"
outsexes Iggy Pop's original. Anyone know where I can get a copy of it?
Women
on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Before
Tie
Me Up, Tie Me Down put Pedro Almodovar on the map, he made
this startlingly funny comedy about how women get dicked over
by men, and the extent to which they will put themselves out to
continue getting dicked over by them: including grand theft auto,
harboring terrorists, and setting your bedroom ablaze. A movie
that could act as a primer for drama queens everywhere.
The
World According to Garp
When
Garp first came out on video, I was perhaps 11 or 12 years old and watched
this movie three times in an attempt to understand it (and the locker
room scene) in relation to my own life. Despite all the horrible circumstances
of the movie, it was one of the motivating factors for me to become a
writer. Now I understand why women want to be ballerinas when they see
the Red Shoes. Here was this offbeat guy, doing his own thing, living
his own life. That was what I wanted before I even understood that I was
different than most other boys. To this day I still get inspired to sit
and write after watching this flick. Quoting Jenny Fields, "Everybody
dies... the point is to have a life."
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